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Floating Tower of Fanfic

All my fics and parody scripts collected handily in one place! Everything here is 100% Gen, fics are listed more or less in chronological order according to series timeline. Characters and settings are the property of their respective creators and owners. Fanfic wouldn't be nearly so much fun if I got paid to write it.


Stargate: SG-1 Fanfic
Supernatural Fanfic

Narnia Fanfic


STARGATE: SG-1

Fanficion

The Gray: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 - Sam, Team - 15,000+ words - G
The team makes some disturbing discoveries when they try to uncover the source of a planet's "magic." I am inordinately proud of this monster. Drama/mystery/angst.
Season 1.

Cordiform - Teal'c, Sam - 647 words - G
Sam, Teal'c, Valentines, arts and crafts. Schmoop, shmoop, schmoopity schmoop.
Season 2.

Everybody Secretly Wishes They Were a Rock Star - Team - 688 words - G
Silly, silly birthday ficlet containing flagrantly non-canon use of the quantum mirror. Did I mention it was silly? Humor.
Season 3.

H is for Hand-to-hand - Sam - 713 words - PG (violence)
Sam Carter kicks ass. That's actually the fic summary, as well as a general statement of approval. Written for Defining Sam Carter from A to Z. Action.
Season 5.

Linguistic Dendrology - Jack, Daniel - 600 words - G
Silly birthday ficlet with tree-aliens. Banter for the sake of banter. Quite possibly crack. Humor.
Season 7.

Clip Show - Sam - 2993 words - G
Just what it says on the tin. Somewhat maudlin flashback fic. Weird aliens, assorted memories good and bad, blue Jell-O. Angst.
Season 7.

Sufficient Illumination - Jack, Teal'c - 1,242 words - G
"Seriousness is not a virtue." --G.K. Chesterton. Humor, character study.
Season 7.

C is for Clothes, Which Make the Man - Daniel, Sam - 178 words - G
Sam and Daniel briefly discuss his pre-Ascension wardrobe. Written for sg_fignewton's Daniel Alphabet Soup. Humor.
Season 7.

Overheard in the ICU - Daniel, Janet, House - 1,608 words - PG-13 (innuendo)
Crossover with House M.D. This is what happens when you ask me "Who would win in a fight, Gregory House or Janet Frasier?": I send Daniel to New Jersey and give him an alien plague. Humor.
Season 7.

B is for Boys - Sam - 290 words - G
A "New Order" tag wherein Sam contemplates her boys. Written for Defining Sam Carter from A to Z. Schmoopy sentimentality.
Season 8.

Girls (and Jaffa) Do Not Fight Fair - Team - 1,200 words - G
The team recounts a few misadventures for Jack. Chain mail and gladiatorial combat are involved. Humor.
Season 8.

Retail Price - S9 Team - 851 words - G
In which Sam and Teal'c are compelled to pay retail price for one archaeologist and one lieutenant colonel. Humor.
Season 9.

Rain on Your Wedding Day - Teal'c, Cam, Vala - 526 words - G
Teal'c, Cameron, and Vala discuss the definition of irony. Humor.
Season 10.

Aggravated Destruction of Property - Vala, Jonas - 2,350 words - G
The idea was to have Jonas rescued by Vala in as entertaining a manner as possible. I'm fairly satisfied that I succeeded. Humor, some angst, character fic.
Season 10.

Time Share (O is for Old Age) - Jack, mini!Jack - 948 words - G
Two Jacks, two beers, two favors. No fish. Character study, some humor, some angst.
Season 10.

Untitled banter ficlet - Jack, Daniel - 1,003 words - G
Included for the sake of completion: baby's first attempt at Stargate fic!

Parody Scripts

"The Broca Divide"

"The First Commandment"

"Thor's Hammer"

"Foothold"

"Crystal Skull"

"Evolution"



SUPERNATURAL

Fanfiction

Cradle Song for a Hunter's Child - 117 words - G
Fan poetry. What happens when I spend two days researching the amulets and talismans of a dozen cultures, and then start wondering what kind of lullaby a hunter's wife would sing to her baby back in the Samuel Colt era.

Fare Le Corna - Dean, Sam - 1,133 words - G
Birthday ficlet, involves Shakespeare, a ghost light, my favorite Black Sabbath song, and use of the term "cuckold." Good times. Fluffy humor.
Season 1.

Positive Reinforcement - Dean - 1,300 words - G
In which Dean Winchester runs afoul of the county fuzz. Or not. Humor.
Season 1.

Untitled QC Crossover - Dean, Sam, Faye, Dora, Raven - 1,720 words - PG-13
A brief, crack-filled crossover in which the Winchesters wander into the world of Questionable Content. Shouldn't require much or any familiarity with the webcomic to be intelligible. Crack crack crackity-crack. Humor.
Season 1.

Barefoot Girl: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 - Dean, Alba - 11,547 - PG
Crossover with The Time Traveler's Wife. Ten times Dean runs into Alba DeTamble, cuteness and angst and possibly some vague cosmology. Familiarity with TTW not required.
Pre-series to Season 2.

a little bit of fly right down - Dean, Sam - 3,364 words - G
Linked ficlets on a theme. Mostly an examination of the Winchester boys at various points as an excuse for self-indulgent lyricism. Angst, character study, some humor.
Pre-series to Season 3-ish

And Sings the Tune Without the Words - Dean, Alba - 582 words - G
A continuation of Barefoot Girl. Episode tag for "On the Head of a Pin," which I decided needs some Alba. Angst.
Season 4

Capacity - Sam and Dean - 1780 words - G
Sam contemplates Dean's ability to make things fit.
Pre-series to Season 4

Rust - the Impala - 703 words - G
Impalapocafic. "After the world ends, things quiet down a lot."
Futurefic, rendered wildly AU by various eps of S5.

Parody Scripts

Generic Supernatural Episode: Season 1 Edition

Generic Supernatural Episode: Season 2 Edition




NARNIA

By Sun and Candlelight - Susan - 2,823 words - G
My own take on Susan's life after The Last Battle and her eventual return to Narnia. Angst.
Post-series


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Comments

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kalquessa
Jul. 30th, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
Hi! Welcome! I meet the coolest people because of my icons. *grins*
ruthette
Sep. 1st, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
FYI... because of you
I've started watching Supernatural.

So far I'm on S1 Ep1.
kalquessa
Sep. 1st, 2008 06:58 pm (UTC)
Re: FYI... because of you
\o/
ruthette
Sep. 1st, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
Re: FYI... because of you
Yay!
ruthette
Sep. 1st, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
"Are you humming Metallica?"

"It helps me calm down!"
kalquessa
Sep. 1st, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
Bwah! I love Dean in that episode so much! *snuggles him and his fear of flying*
ruthette
Sep. 1st, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
Um, I've loved him in EVERY episode so far... especially the one with the buried bicycle and the creepy drowning kid.

O_o
reading_angel
Sep. 3rd, 2008 05:54 am (UTC)
Hello...

I found you while browsing a friend's icon page and saw you credited and so I came to have a look... I love your Chesteron icon about inconveniences and adventures, would you mind if I take it(and credit you, of course)?
kalquessa
Sep. 3rd, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
Please do, and enjoy! Thank you for the comment, it always makes me happy to know that someone liked something I made.
ruthette
Sep. 4th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
SN progress
I'm on S1 Ep19... the one with the creepy painting that murders people.
kalquessa
Sep. 5th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
Re: SN progress
I loved that ep. You may want to secure Season 2 (or at least the first disc) before you watch the Season 1 finale. Just to warn you.
ruthette
Sep. 5th, 2008 10:23 am (UTC)
Re: SN progress
I watch online... a Chinese-subtitled website that's slightly blurry...


Thanks for the heads up!
kalquessa
Sep. 5th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
Re: SN progress
Hee, I watched a few eps on a site like that, but the site disappeared, and overall, I like watching them on DVDs better, since then I can share the awesomeness with the whole family.
ruthette
Sep. 6th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
There's a bad moon on the rise
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kalquessa
Sep. 7th, 2008 05:31 am (UTC)
Re: There's a bad moon on the rise
I KNOW!!! I will never be able to hear that song again without screaming "No, not the CAR!!!"
ruthette
Sep. 11th, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
Carry on, my wayward son
Ah, those Winchester boys. Such angst.

I just finished Season 2.
kalquessa
Sep. 11th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
Re: Carry on, my wayward son
The angst, it is epic. How 'bout that death scene?
ruthette
Sep. 11th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Carry on, my wayward son
SO sad. Dean's = iron outside with a gooey, marshmellow center.

*strokes his head comfortingly*
ruthette
Sep. 6th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
"At least I'm not afraid to fly."

"Planes crash!"

"And apparently clowns kill."


HA HA HA HA HA.
kalquessa
Sep. 7th, 2008 05:34 am (UTC)
You have to admit, Sam has a point. *snerk*
ruthette
Sep. 15th, 2008 09:59 pm (UTC)
S03 E05
They're keeping that crossroads deamon fairly busy...
kalquessa
Sep. 15th, 2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
Re: S03 E05
*snerk* Yup.
maychorian
Sep. 26th, 2008 05:39 pm (UTC)
Holy heck, woman! Why have I not friended you before? You are clearly awesome.

::friends::
kalquessa
Sep. 26th, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
*reads your userinfo*

WHERE have you been all my life??

*friends back*
dessieoctavia
Feb. 10th, 2009 02:17 pm (UTC)
OT
kalquessa
Feb. 10th, 2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
Re: OT
AWESOME!! Must send to Mr. Bill, as well...
carbonelle
Jun. 18th, 2009 04:27 am (UTC)
Now that's handy

***/bookmarks/***
capnflynn
Nov. 28th, 2009 06:27 pm (UTC)
Hullo! I found you through various internet meanderings, and I am friending you 'cause the Supernatural parody scripts made me lol, and I want to read the rest of your fic. Is that totally shallow? Anyway, howdy!
kalquessa
Nov. 28th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
Howdy back atcha! I'm not posting much at the moment since I've been much occupied with a new baby and family stuff for the upcoming holidays, but welcome anyway!
grav_ity
Nov. 29th, 2009 03:22 am (UTC)
Hi!

So...once upon a time in what I believe was your livejournal but could also have maybe been Fig's, I wrote a comment that was the Discovery Channel's "I love the whole world", but done for Stargate SG-1. All I can remember is the villain verse, the Replicators loving to replicate and the Ori loving the SuperGate, and I was wondering if you knew where the post was so that I could link to it from my own lj for my records. Also because the song has been in my head all day, and I can't remember the words and it's ANNOYING.
kalquessa
Nov. 29th, 2009 05:16 am (UTC)
Oh goodness, I'm trying to remember where that was. Hm. It seems to me that it was actually in supplyship's LJ. I think she had linked to the Discovery commercial and somehow we started talking about writing SG-1 lyrics for it. Maybe ask her? I remember I wanted to find screencaps to go with all of the lines but gave up because it was too monumental a task at the time.
grav_ity
Nov. 29th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
http://supplyship.livejournal.com/37988.html

Found it!

Thank goodness she titles her posts. :)
zoxenorn
Apr. 8th, 2011 02:14 pm (UTC)
Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

nutirhea
Apr. 14th, 2011 03:56 am (UTC)
Gosh, I’ve been looking about this specific topic for about an hour, glad i found it in your website!

dustthouart
Aug. 23rd, 2011 04:15 am (UTC)
I did a "recommend me someone you think I should friend" post on my LJ and breathingbooks recommended you. Want to be friends? :) I am already using three of your icons (CHESTERTON FOREVER) so I'm unsure why I didn't ask to be friended before.
kalquessa
Aug. 23rd, 2011 06:11 am (UTC)
Sure! Although I'm a pretty boring LJ friend, these days due to my crazy toddler-chasing lifestyle. So I post fairly infrequently and read very rarely indeed, I'm afraid. But you're more than welcome to come play when I do have time to post, especially if you're a fellow Chesterton fan!
marderano
Nov. 1st, 2011 03:51 pm (UTC)
Love your site man keep up the good work

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